Hi, I noticed that everyone in the public sector is getting very excited about Agile these days - probably because they're not very agile and it's a way of standing out from all the other dinosaurs around them! Ha ha.
Anyway, what with all this macho talk of SCRUM and suchlike, I wonder whether anybody has made a methodology called SCROTUM? It would be more appropriate to a lot of the douchebags who don't know the difference between a successful project and their own butthole!
Why do people feel the need for methodologies like this anyway? Isn't it obvious what to do?