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Agile

 
#1 Agile
24/04/2014 17:24

Bushy Eyebrow Partner

Hi, I noticed that everyone in the public sector is getting very excited about Agile these days - probably because they're not very agile and it's a way of standing out from all the other dinosaurs around them! Ha ha.

Anyway, what with all this macho talk of SCRUM and suchlike, I wonder whether anybody has made a methodology called SCROTUM? It would be more appropriate to a lot of the douchebags who don't know the difference between a successful project and their own butthole!

Why do people feel the need for methodologies like this anyway? Isn't it obvious what to do?

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#2 RE: Agile
24/04/2014 19:07

presidentbartlet to Bushy Eyebrow Partner (#1)

I believe it was a cabinet office thing - determined not to repeat the failures of the past someone told them Aglie would solve all their problems.

I'm really not convinced by it.

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#3 RE: Agile
25/04/2014 09:07

a07 to presidentbartlet (#2)

Agile projects really need to be run as per the methodology; if run badly they are just chaos. It's just spin .... everything is now "digital" .... whereas it was applications or IT, or Technology!

Personally I prefer the Prince style of managing and fail to see how public sector would transition to Agile methods smoothly. Scrotum ..... on the other hand could be interesting lol

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#4 RE: Agile
25/04/2014 16:12

Smithy to Bushy Eyebrow Partner (#1)

SCROTUM: Grab Your Project by the Balls.

S trategise

C onsultise

R espondise

O T U M

Just some logo/motto/tag line ideas.

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