From experience: A typical consultants answer would be;-
Accenture; First and foremost the day I land I would create with immediate effect an efficient CCN factory
PA; Like all PA engagements we operate on a 'wing and a prayer basis'
ATOS - This new to us we haven't won any new business for a while so not sure what we do next !
Camster Inc; On landing I look for other international opportunities that pay better with nicer totty; rumour has it he is currently in Kingston (not Jamaica or Upon Thames but Upon Hull !)
Mr Cool; you pay big 4 how much - I can do it all for less
BEP (who has been quiet recently); My model says we should do this in 4 weeks but as you are public sector I want to let you know of my Christmas leave expectations; and
Mars; wouldn't be there in first place as they can't afford him