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Getting Ahead

 
#1 Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 10:05

A Consultant

What is the best way to Get Ahead in Consultancy? Financially, I mean.

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#2 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 10:10

eh eh eh to A Consultant (#1)

What's 'Get Ahead' as a proper noun?

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#3 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 10:30

Anon to A Consultant (#1)

Earn more money.

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#4 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 10:57

Spending Review to Anon (#3)

...spend lesss money

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#5 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 11:15

eh eh eh to Spending Review (#4)

This is a silly thread.

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#6 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 11:21

Bears Do to A Consultant (#1)

Same as in any industry - sleep with the boss.

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#7 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 11:48

MP to A Consultant (#1)

Fiddle your expenses.

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#8 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 12:39

rc to MP (#7)

worst question of 2011

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#9 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 13:13

A Consultant to rc (#8)

Come On, you know what I mean. The best way to Get Ahead. How to make more Money. Even if it means Backstabbing people.

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#10 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 13:23

MP to A Consultant (#9)

You're wasted in consulting...

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#11 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 13:27

eh eh eh to MP (#10)

I don't think anyone knows what you mean bro..

.. to make more money, become more senior.

Is your actualy question: "How can I become More Senior?"

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#12 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 14:00

Anon to eh eh eh (#11)

Let's really help this guy.

To get ahead...earn more money.

To be more senior...be less junior.

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#13 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 14:12

A Consultant to Anon (#12)

I want to make more Money, not be more senior. In fact I want easiest possible job with greatest Pay. All I am interested in is the Money. So how do I Get Ahead in Consulting and and make more Money. I don't want to work harder. There must be ways of doing this. Even if that means Backstabbing people.

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#14 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 14:15

Shoe Polisher to Anon (#12)

No no, he wants to Get Ahead and more Money.

As if Get Ahead is a thing; like if you Get Ahead's are for sale on BidUpTV or something?

Only God has Money. We have money. And to get more of that you have to either:

1. Work more hours

2. Do more lucrative work in the hours you have available

3. Steal it.

4. Kill grandparents/parents etc to inherit.

oh i'm Bored with this.

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#15 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 14:54

Wiley to Shoe Polisher (#14)

The fastest way to get ahead is to always wear impressive trousers.

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#16 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 15:07

Anlon to Wiley (#15)

More ways to get ahead financially...

Sleep with a celeb/footballer and sell your story.

Move to an underdeveloped country where your Analyst's salary will let you live like a King/Queen (at least for a while)

While in said underdeveloped country lead a coup and redirect UN aid funds to your back account (note to self, move account from local Natwest in Slough...)

Sell a bodily organ you dont need (guess which one I think you could sell?)

Be a prostitute

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#17 RE: Getting Ahead
21/01/2011 15:48

rc to Anlon (#16)

oh, all right...

Fight like a demon for sales credit even if you only walked past the RFP

Take ‘steering’ credit for anything good done by any colleague anywhere

Pop back in to the office from the pub at 10pm and walk briskly round with a few files saying hello to any remaining partners before going home

Get a corporate hardman reputation – sack someone, preferably friend or family

Achieve leverage at all costs – fight for resource and ruthlessly build out the pyramid under you; after a few years you only want to be directing, not actually doing anything

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