We are a consulting company focusing on executive and specialists recruitment situated on south of Brazil and we are looking for such partners currently serving their local market but planning to get involved in international projects with Brazil. Please e-Mail for more information.
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Hi
To be fair to all of the guys here, a lot of them are quite busy.
It might be worthwhile adding (at a minimum) your website link or email here...
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I am definitely interested - please phone mr on the telephone or e-mail me via an Internet connected server
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A 12 year wait for a response must be a new record?
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Tut tut Mr Coolio
Remember one of our old threads - sarcasm is the lowest form of wit (albeit everyones favorite)...
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...but the height if my ambition...
:-)
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I thought the height of your ambition was to get ever higher daily rates while simultaneously minimising workload!?!
;p
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Dear Mr Cool
Thank you for your interest in our company. However, despite our best attempts we have not been able to connect with you to let you know the outcome of your interest in working with us.
We should like to advise you that we are a dynamic and fast moving organisation. Given it has taken you in excess of 12 years to acknowledge any sort of interest we feel you may be just too old and 'pipe and slippers' for our organisation - we have been doing samba to Stevie Wonder for the last 12 years.
We note from your postings on this site that you have interests in MBB - we believe you would be suited in their headhunting department as they take on average 15 years to answer such queries. For those in the forum who didn't know this keep the faith Mr Cool or an associate will get to you in the years to come.
Once again thank you for your interest and wishing you all the best in your slowing down years.
If Mr Camster fancies Samba given we see he is in Brazil then come on down Mr Camster and shake your booty !
Holden Consulting and HR - Jonas (AKA ???)
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I like to tell my clients that they'll be getting the work of an EY Director for the cost of an Accenture manager, so yes I suppose you're right - not very much output for an exorbitant day rate.
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I like to tell clients they can get the best people in the market.
I just omit to specify which market or what they might be best at ;)
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Dear Holden Jonas Brothers,
I am devastated by what seems like a remarkably rash decision taken at a speed that I can only associate with a complete absence of considered reflection. Having taken what I regard as a reasonable time to undertake my own due diligence on your firm, the wonderful country of Brasilia ( you see I even speak the local lingo) and having acquired a taste for your nuts, I find your determination to dash my hopes in such rapid fashion quite staggering.
I am off to apply to a firm that has not yet been started so that in 12 years time I can join them in a rapid growth phase.
Ps I do like the sound of these Slowing Down Years
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Mr Coolio
I really didn't need to hear about you enjoying some salty nuts...
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Dear Mr Cool
I have some exciting news for you. Your disappointment, ability to speak local dialects and your views that we make harsh decisions has prompted a rethink.
Your love of our nuts was especially resonating to one of our global VP's (Rocky) who is working on a very hush hush project in Latin America for a key client. After reviewing further posts of yours and your love of nuts we have decided you could help us refine our salty nut vodka which are doing for a client currently - the recipe which is not yet been released due to IPR negotiations but is as follows (for your eyes only):-
30 walnut (green, early enough in the season so that they are easily cut with a knife - your supply chain expertise may help in sourcing these in Europe)
2 cinnamon sticks
5 whole whole cloves
1 piece vanilla bean (1 inch)
1 lemon (zest, cut into strips using a vegetable peeler)
2 12 cups granulated sugar
1 Onion (raw)
1 l vodka
We believe this could be a new boon along with samba and Mr Cool's Salty Nuts (we assume you own the Mr Cool IPR ?) you may even have an idea of a storyboard and accompanying music ?
Please get in touch with your thoughts soon - we don't want to wait another 12 years with this exciting opportunity.
Holden HR and Talent Acquisition Dept
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Whoaaa! Who said anything about salty?!!
Anyone who is anyone knows that I was referring to cocoanuts (spelt with a silent A)
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Dear Holden Jona's Nuts,
This really is rather upsetting! While you are correct that I am the original owner if all IPR relating to "cool" I made a decision some years ago to maximise my vast personal wealth through the sale of licenses to use the Cool brand image. I'm afraid a certain Mr James Todd Smith purchased the license for both north and South American continents.
Although I retain the right to use the Cool brand in management consultancy, project management and shoemaking, mr smith has exclusive rights to do so in the fields of gang banging, alcoholic drink distribution and any activity that may contain traces of nuts.
Perhaps you could contact Mr Smith to inquire if he would lend his LL Cool J brand to your venture?
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A 12 year wait for a response must be a new record?
Bloody Internet lag! LOL!
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Dear Mr Cool
Thank you for your interest in our company. However, despite our best attempts we have not been able to connect with you to let you know the outcome of your interest in working with us.
We should like to advise you that we are a dynamic and fast moving organisation. Given it has taken you in excess of 12 years to acknowledge any sort of interest we feel you may be just too old and 'pipe and slippers' for our organisation - we have been doing samba to Stevie Wonder for the last 12 years.
We note from your postings on this site that you have interests in MBB - we believe you would be suited in their headhunting department as they take on average 15 years to answer such queries. For those in the forum who didn't know this keep the faith Mr Cool or an associate will get to you in the years to come.
Once again thank you for your interest and wishing you all the best in your slowing down years.
If Mr Camster fancies Samba given we see he is in Brazil then come on down Mr Camster and shake your booty !
Holden Consulting and HR - Jonas (AKA ???)
ROFL! Camster is in Sao Paulo. Hoping to go to Fortaleza for the weekend.
Edit: But now being lazy and VPN-ing back home to get onto SkyGo. Masters golf week! I love LLB (Look Like Busy) - lol!
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Too much info Camster, there are those of us who wouldn't mind a Sao Paulo stint!
London zone 1 is nice, but no beach nearby...
As to Coolio and his nuts, I reckon there is a sausage business in the making too...?
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Got to love the beaches in Sao Paolo....
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