What are the best things about working for ACCENTURE?
The leaving do !
Easier to find in the Yellow Pages than Deloitte.
They should have called themselves AAAAAAAAACCENTURE to ensure that they are at the top of every list and the very start of every directory and phone book.
The best thing is that the utilisation rate of your Caps Lock key improves every time you sign an email.
Accenture has saved my marriage...how you ask...well, they keep in in the office till about 11pm every night so i dont have to endure my nagging wife.
Tiger Woods - player!
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