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Ideas for consultancy dance track

 
#1 Ideas for consultancy dance track
04/11/2010 13:08

The Consulting DJ

Hiya peeps!

OK, here's the deal.

I'm sh1t hot at music production. It's a passionate hobby of mine. If I weren't a little consulting pleb earning £55K a year to pay the bills on my crappy 2 bed central london flat, I would be producing tracks for Girls Aloud. Yeah, I'm that good. LOLs.

And I wanna prove it to you!

So, here's the deal. First, you gotta recognise that my skill is in music production. Give me a song, and I'll make a sh1t hot track to go with it. But I'm not a song writer. Those of you who are musically inclined will hopefully appreciate the difference. Writing a song isn't just about Katie Price putting her latest musings down on paper and then a producer putting a track to it. No, song writers have to have a melody or rhythm in mind to go with the song. Otherwise it's just prose or a poem.

Anyway, if you can help me with a song and lyrics, I can produce a sh1t hot track for it.

I'd like my song to be about consulting. Something to do with arrogant young ACN types living the high life in the city. Yuppies, cash and power. Style over substance. That kind of thing.

If you would like to sing the song and have it included on the track, then that's fine too. Don't worry about whether or not you can sing, most "artists" these day's can't. I got autotune and can mash things up to make it sound good, even if you sound like Sir Bernard Ingham.

I can do pop/dance but would like this track to be a Eurodance style one, such as along the lines of Westbam's United States of Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTDu3NbTBjM&feature=related Or we could make it like Boten Anna (basshunter) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR2qOFdHitI&feature=fvst Basically I want it to tell a story so it's gotta have a flowing melody and lyrics that aren't too repetitive. Needs a good chorus.

So, propose some lyrics please guys!

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#2 RE: Ideas for consultancy dance track
04/11/2010 13:36

Dirk Diggler to The Consulting DJ (#1)

Last night PA Consulting stole my life?

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#3 RE: Ideas for consultancy dance track
04/11/2010 15:13

someguy to Dirk Diggler (#2)

Have you seen the consultants vs bankers video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROlDmux7Tk4

not quite the same genre, but pretty funny.

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#4 RE: Ideas for consultancy dance track
04/11/2010 16:41

Content person to The Consulting DJ (#1)

Use the contents of bull5hit bingo cards to make sure the spin off game works too.

And a video from spitting image's puppeteers would be good.

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#5 RE: Ideas for consultancy dance track
06/11/2010 13:32

anon to The Consulting DJ (#1)

I frankly can't improve on the lyrics of "Client" by "Client", so I suggest you just remix that:

<i> Client

Available on request

We never say no

Satisfaction guaranteed

Superior quality

We innovate, never imitate

Unrivalled, unparalleled

At your service

We aim to please

We never miss a trick

Client

Communication expertise

We'll bring you to your knees

We're the market leaders

Experience convenience

At your service

Don't hesitate to contact

Available on request

We never miss a trick </i>

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#6 RE: Ideas for consultancy dance track
09/11/2010 10:36

Bob to anon (#5)

Go Compaaaaaare!

Go Compaaaaaare!

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