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URGENT help required - any suggestions

 
#1 URGENT help required - any suggestions
21/06/2010 19:58

They think its all over...it is now!

So you're at a client site, its coming up to 3pm on Weds 23rd June, what can/do you do?

Any and all suggestions, excellent excuses, delightful dodges, wacky wheezes to get in front of the nearest TV gratefully received. Nothing is too outrageous to try!

(England footy match if life has passed you by and you were wondering!)

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#2 RE: URGENT help required - any suggestions
21/06/2010 20:25

Evil Consultant to They think its all over...it is now! (#1)

To be brutally honest chap, you're screwed. Unless they're totally boneheaded then they're going to realise the score ('scuse the bad pun)...

But, maybe there is hope. In ascending order of evilness:

1) Craft an elegant PPT deck which explains why it is critical to client and consultant team morale to spend the afternoon in the pub watching the footie

2) Throw a sickie

3) Suggest an impromptu dinner the night before with your boss and the client. Slip laxative in their food or drinks. Claim to have "food poisoning" also and stay in your hotel room. Stock up on beer and food to avoid having to order room service. Refuse all visitors saying that you're unable to leave the bathroom. Watch footie but also spend an hour or two putting some "insight" together to demonstrate your commitment to the project

EC

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#3 RE: URGENT help required - any suggestions
22/06/2010 21:21

They think its all over...it is now! to Evil Consultant (#2)

C'mon d-day approaches. There must be some nefarious masterplan lurking out there somewhere?

Call yourself consultants - where are your ideas? Consider this a case study now lets have some inspiration...

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#4 RE: URGENT help required - any suggestions
22/06/2010 22:29

Dodgy Dave to They think its all over...it is now! (#3)

Why not get a USB TV tuner card for your laptop. Once the football match is over, you could then use it as a buttplug.

"It's a game of two halves".

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