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Tiger Woods

 
#1 Tiger Woods
01/12/2009 08:17

Dave

Go on, be a tiger. Growl. Screech. LOL.

This is a good reason why a company should never put its own brand too close to that of a single celeb.

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#2 RE: Tiger Woods
01/12/2009 12:03

Fancy Pants Poulter to Dave (#1)

You have to remember the facts here - it wasn't him who made a bogus 911 call to report a car without him inside driving away from an argument he didn't have with his wife over an affair he's not having. Go on - be a tiger....grrrrrrrrrrrllllll

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#3 RE: Tiger Woods
01/12/2009 12:13

Dave to Fancy Pants Poulter (#2)

Or alternatively, from Tiger Woods official website:

Statement from Tiger Woods, by Tiger Woods.

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

Etc.

Now go on, really be a tiger!!!

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#4 RE: Tiger Woods
01/12/2009 12:14

mac to Dave (#3)

His driving has been a little wayward recently...

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#5 RE: Tiger Woods
01/12/2009 16:01

anon to mac (#4)

It’s pretty obvious what happened...

- Mrs Woods finds out that Tiger is having an affair.

- Argument inside the house and,

- Tiger storms off in a huff.

- Tiger jumps in the car to drive to the nearest put, but doesn’t put on his seat-belt

- Mrs Woods isn’t happy that’s he’s storms off.

- She runs out, grabs the nearest object (a driver, a fair few of these lying around).

- Smashes the back car window in rage.

- Tiger gets distracted by the smash, turns round, loses control of his car and hits a fire hydrant/tree.

- No seat belt = facial injuries

- End of story!!

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#6 RE: Tiger Woods
01/12/2009 20:30

Wiger Toods to anon (#5)

makes me think of the terminator 2 scene where bad robot is chasing the car and smashes the rear window with club-like limbs and cause light facial injury to the occupant(s).

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