I have to go the dentist today. I tried to get the tooth-hurty appointment but they could only get me a three-hurty slot.
I tried this line on my dentists receptionist nine months ago.
Now when you ask her what times are available she says 'I cant do tooth-hurty'. In fact that was before she even knew who I was the second time!
It amazes me as I honestly didnt think it was that funny. In fact lets be even more honest - its not that funny. Humour must be in very short supply these days. Its the recession you know.
We must appear gloomy no matter what. And when I hear the distant sound of a dentists drill this afternoon.......ouch......I will know what time it really is!