Chris, Mars is correct, my response was a little harsh. But then again the post was more than a little useless.
Apart from the dig about shoelaces, I stand by everything I said - it was based on all information that Paul, the original poster, made available to me, and supported by the fact that no-one has actually replied to the post with advice.
Your post "IT charlatan" etc., however, was completely unfounded.
You also responded to the irony of my reply and slight (if dry) humour quite badly. Maybe next year will be better for you.