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Making fun of the consulting industry...

 
#1 Making fun of the consulting industry...
04/12/2008 16:07

Tony Restell (Top-Consultant.com)

Have seen a great series of cartoons making fun of the things we all associate with consulting - irritating expenses policies, endless travelling, etc.

Thought it could be a fun thread to see what other aspects of consulting life you'd want to rip into - answers here please!!

The cartoons published so far can be found <a href=http://www.top-consultant.com/ifsantahiredconsultants.aspx target=_blank>here</a> if that helps get your creative juices flowing...

Tony

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#2 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
04/12/2008 17:12

anon to Tony Restell (Top-Consultant.com) (#1)

Redundancy

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#3 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
04/12/2008 17:27

Bob to anon (#2)

Bending over (repeatedly) for clients, and then getting beaten over the head by them anyway.

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#4 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
04/12/2008 17:30

Bob to Bob (#3)

Just had a look at the cartoons. Quite funny. So further to my post above about bending over, relevant cartoon would probably involve a consultant on his knees with his pants down saying "whatever you want Mr. Clause. After all you are paying my employer a lot of money for me."

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#5 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
04/12/2008 20:18

Sorehead to Bob (#4)

What about one with a comment from Santa?

'Well, delivering millions of presents around the world all on the same day is actually really easy. I work from home, sit on my backside and my elves do all the work.'

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#6 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
04/12/2008 21:57

zeebee to Tony Restell (Top-Consultant.com) (#1)

What's the difference between a management consultant and a used car salesman?

A used car salesman knows when he's lying.

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#7 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
05/12/2008 13:16

Howard to zeebee (#6)

This is some funny sh*t! Love it!

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#8 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
05/12/2008 18:37

anon to Howard (#7)

Some of the BC ones weere quite amusing back in the day: http://www.bigtimeconsulting.com/

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#9 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
08/12/2008 10:32

Bad Boy to anon (#8)

"Spearmint Reindeer" - genius!

Keep 'em coming

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#10 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
08/12/2008 15:20

Megabucks to zeebee (#6)

Who is more the fool? The person who doesn't know he's lying or the other person who does, but still hires him anyway.

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#11 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
08/12/2008 15:50

Mr S. Kint to Megabucks (#10)

I'm rapidly starting to realise that I am the fool, working my a$$ off for peanuts for a maniuplative and ungrateful boss. If only I had the balls and motivation to find something that pays better!

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#12 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
08/12/2008 16:28

Going around in circles to Mr S. Kint (#11)

Skint - you have been plugging the same line on this forum on and off for the best part of 2 years now!

Please get off your **** and do something about it! Can we expect an update before the next olympics?

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#13 RE: Making fun of the consulting industry...
08/12/2008 16:31

Mr S. Kint to Going around in circles (#12)

Sorry Circles, I know I'm expected to have done something by now, but it's easier said than done. It's a weird situation for me. I just need a couple of hundred extra quid every month. Arrgh.

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