Hi all, I left school at 16 because I couldn't be arsed with it all, but have now decided that Hedge Fund Management is my destiny as I am ideally suited to it. Im just about to get a diploma in business from Kentucky Community College and have 2 years experience of working on various projects in an estate agent's office. I am very hard working and enthusiastic about this so would appreciate any advice about where best to start with getting into Hedge Fund Management. Either that or top tier strategy consulting (MBB). Many thanks.
Buy a pair of shears, learn to trim bushes into a variety of pretty shapes, knock on all your neighbour's doors to drum up business and get to work....
....easiest route to Hedege FUN Management here ever was!
This must be a wind up.
Do you think so?
This is a p*ss take of the Next Steps... thread - its all these clever people who are too good for everyone else - they are so busy with there 100 hour work weeks that they spend all day abusing people on an internet forums
Yes, I'm too busy and important with very little time to spare doing menial tasks - this is an excellent post as I need someone to come round and trim my bush....
...err I mean hedge!
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