Whatchyou gonna do when the 24inch py-thons and Hulkamania destroy you? I'll tell you what you're gonna do - you're gonna help me find my d-r-e-a-m job in business risk advisory!
As you may know, I have recently been appearing in my own advisory based reality tv show 'Hogan Knows Best', where I dispense highly useful solutions focused advice to friends and family, including my eerily 'is she hot or just a tad masculine' daughter that can't sing.
I believe this has been the perfect preparation for me to fulfil my lifelong dream of joining a 'BigStrat 4house', such as the MMMBBB.
Any tips for a 6 foot 8, 300 pound man mountain?