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Top 10 Tips

 
#1 Top 10 Tips
29/04/2008 17:22

Tiphunter

What are your Top 10 Tips for interviews?

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#2 RE: Top 10 Tips
30/04/2008 12:00

Hip Hop Master to Tiphunter (#1)

Upon entering the room and seeing that your interviewer is black man, don't ever say "Wassup ma n!gger!". In my defence, he seemed to take it well but the interview sort of went downhill from there...

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#3 RE: Top 10 Tips
30/04/2008 15:12

wooha to Hip Hop Master (#2)

Do not change your clothes in dump room in building where your potential employer can spot you with his house cameras - no joke! This happened recently...

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#4 RE: Top 10 Tips
30/04/2008 15:53

Intrigued to wooha (#3)

Wooha - I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but am intrigued and amused nonetheless. Please explain in more detail!

I love a bit of sordid stupidity on a Wednesday afternoon.

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#5 RE: Top 10 Tips
01/05/2008 14:09

Naanman to Tiphunter (#1)

Pretend you`re a giant panda by giving yourself two black eyes, eating only bamboo shoots and refusing to have xes with the missus.

Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They

will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.

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#6 RE: Top 10 Tips
01/05/2008 14:43

Mars A Day to Tiphunter (#1)

Thank your interviewer for coming in and ask them for their CV; read it, hand it back and tell them you will be in touch after you have met with some other people, while you write 'you will never hear from me again' on the whiteboard. If they don't have a whiteboard or at least a flip chart complain loudly about lack of resources and a headache. Show your interviewer out, pointing out their dandruff and interesting personal odour blended from day old BO, Old Spice and Tandoori Chicken sandwiches from the local deli.

Relax.

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