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The Consultant Song

 
#1 The Consultant Song
05/02/2008 15:11

EuroVision

Hello. I'm interested in making a song about consultancy. Featuring day to day experiences, what life is like as a consultant, etc.

Please have a go at some lyrics and share them with us!

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#2 RE: The Consultant Song
05/02/2008 15:25

meme to EuroVision (#1)

Hotels and trips away used to be exciting

Now the thought of another one is frightening

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#3 RE: The Consultant Song
05/02/2008 17:39

yo to meme (#2)

christ. that was shat.

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#4 RE: The Consultant Song
05/02/2008 19:35

ginster to yo (#3)

Is this thread intended to bait zb or are you genuinely interested? If it's the former, good on you, but if it's the latter...

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#5 RE: The Consultant Song
06/02/2008 00:20

hmm to ginster (#4)

If it's the former, my God you're a loser...

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#6 RE: The Consultant Song
06/02/2008 07:44

EuroVision to hmm (#5)

Now there's a thought... lyrics featuring quotes from these boards would be even better! Some of the cynical little remarks would make excellent additions!

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#7 RE: The Consultant Song
07/02/2008 13:56

Bob to EuroVision (#6)

See thread 28906 for some lyrics already provided.

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#8 RE: The Consultant Song
07/02/2008 15:50

Balders to EuroVision (#1)

Hear the words I sing

Consultancy's a horrid thing

So I sing, sing, sing

Ding a ling a ling

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#9 RE: The Consultant Song
07/02/2008 23:07

o to Balders (#8)

Macro macro man,

I want to be a macro man

(sung to Village People's macho man)

You're so bain,

You probably wrote this song about you,

You're so bain........

(sung to you're so vain)

I could go on but I think I'd rather not. I have some self respect left.

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#10 RE: The Consultant Song
08/02/2008 21:40

tufte to o (#9)

This one is about consultants & PowerPoint?

Ya standin' in line

Believin' the lies

Ya bowin' down to the flag

Ya gotta bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head!

A bullet in ya head!

A bullet in ya head!

A bullet in ya head!

A bullet in ya head!

A bullet in ya head!

A bullet in ya head!

Ya gotta bullet in ya fuckin' head!

Yeah!

Yeah!

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