Career Options in Consulting

I have a 2:1 degre in Business from a top 5 University and worked for 2 years with Accenture in the strategy function.

I have had enough of London and want to move back home to Leeds/Newcastle. What sort of jobs and at what level will be available?

I am considering a part time MBA at Leeds, would this help me get into the consulting practice in the big 4?

I recommend attending Stanford University Graduate School of Business. You will become part of the "in crowd". Your future will be that much brighter. People will flock to you with admiration and magnetism. Men will hire you. Girls will serve you. Your days will seem so lovely. Additionally, the warm weather and palm trees in Palo Alto, CA are incredibly good for your health. The coconut delights and chirping birds create a feeling of invulnerability, which is unmatched by any other university setting.

Can't you transfer to the newcastle office? Then you get to keep your London salary. Then do another year and go for an MBA. 2 years might not be enough for that.