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Top tips puurrrrlease

 
#1 Top tips puurrrrlease
12/07/2007 15:58

anon

Guys (and girls), I'm ready. Ready to join my (soon to be) fellow high-flighers

Top quals - check

Top MBA - check

Nepotistically derived fantastic internship - check

Buffed body - check

Achingly altruistic extracurriculars - check

Adjective of choice - "golden" - check

Verb of choice - "ace" - check

However, one final link in the chain is missing (and I need to get closure on this before I join McK) - I'm unsure as to my choice of yacht. Any suggestions?

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#2 RE: Top tips puurrrrlease
12/07/2007 16:16

martin to anon (#1)

Small enough to fit in the bath; big enough that it won't get washed down the plughole.

This season's colour is yellow.

Thank me later.

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#3 RE: Top tips puurrrrlease
12/07/2007 16:27

anon to martin (#2)

Anything other than an Edmiston would be silly talk.

That's what I have anyway.

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#4 RE: Top tips puurrrrlease
17/07/2007 15:37

not forgetting to anon (#3)

Personality Shutdown - check

release of grip on reality - check

patronising tone/look - check

ability to work for what ends up working out at the minimum hourly wage due to number of hours worked verses pay - check

ability to advise clients to do the opposite of what you told them to do on your last visit - check

long version powerpoint template (just change client name) - check

Now you're ready

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#5 RE: Top tips puurrrrlease
17/07/2007 16:36

Taxman to not forgetting (#4)

No batteries for your vibrator, try a cardboard tube fill of wasps taped at both ends.

Wronmg tip for him? no!

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#6 RE: Top tips puurrrrlease
17/07/2007 16:45

anon to Taxman (#5)

Taxman,

Long boozy lunch, huh?

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#7 RE: Top tips puurrrrlease
17/07/2007 17:03

Taxman to anon (#6)

Im off on holiday mate, enjoying the sun with my views of arran from my backgarden and having some fun.

Consulting is not all nose to the grindstone, if it were then anyone could do it :)

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#8 RE: Top tips puurrrrlease
17/07/2007 17:09

anon to Taxman (#7)

Mate? Mate???????

How dare you. I've got an MBA!! I deserve respect!

Have a nice holiday. Avoid flip flops.

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#9 RE: Top tips puurrrrlease
17/07/2007 17:13

Taxman to anon (#8)

Anon , will do.

As for an MBA, well done I suppose, I dont have one dont feel the need either.

Flip flops, I have sandals made from some animal which is soft to step on....

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