Ok, this is a serious thread. Basically sometimes bosses suck. They are brilliant at their jobs - they are crap at managing.
The most heard story is about the boss who thinks that you can do anything in Excel with just a couple of clicks. Never understands why everything takes so much time.
Also, never really knows what doing a job entails, how all that analyst work is done. "Go look for that in the web" is something I have heard a lot.
Maybe later we could also speak about what we love about out bosses, but...