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misunderstood youth

 
#1 misunderstood youth
04/03/2007 12:16

question....

How many Strategy Consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

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#2 RE: misunderstood youth
05/03/2007 04:59

electrician to question.... (#1)

don't know but it would take a lot of spreadsheets, powerpoints and charged out days to a true understanding of this important issue.

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#3 RE: misunderstood youth
05/03/2007 09:17

strat4you to electrician (#2)

Why change the lightbulb?

Let's work in the dark - it's new, it's hip, it hightens the senses and therefore improves employee productivity.

We see 'dark firms' as the leading light of the 21st century, dark is the new light.

Also it's very green, we could pay $100m sponsoring an F1 team just to raise awareness of the new direction of the firm.

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#4 RE: misunderstood youth
05/03/2007 09:26

gippo to strat4you (#3)

We outsourced the technical illumination facility department years ago, it's now covered remotely from India and out lightbulbs are replaced virtually by a guy called Dave Rocks who has an iffy accent but an indepth knowledge of what's happened on Eastenders recently!

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#5 RE: misunderstood youth
05/03/2007 09:26

Me to strat4you (#3)

No number of strategy consultants would be able to change a lightbulb. We don't do implementation.

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#6 RE: misunderstood youth
05/03/2007 20:41

Bonzer to Me (#5)

It depends ...

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#7 RE: misunderstood youth
05/03/2007 20:50

Zippy to Bonzer (#6)

hehehe.....

strange as it may seem I work in strategy and I can change a light bulb!!! I'm also qualified to rewire & replumb a house and do a bit of welding if you like. I always find it disappointing that these type of skills never make it onto my client facing CV

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